Hi, I’m Ian. I write comedy and creative nonfiction.
If you like my work, you’ll really like my new Substack.
Work
“We Couldn’t Decide on Our Baby’s Last Name. Then I Had a Crazy Idea.” (Slate)
“New York Times’ Hookup Announcements” (McSweeney’s)
“My 24 Hours on an Aaron Rodgers-Style Retreat in the Wilderness.” (Slate)
“Mosquitoes Review Me” (Points In Case)
“Guidelines for Today’s Montessori League Track Meet” (Slackjaw)
“Quiz: God, or the Internet?” (Slackjaw)
“Baby, or Carne Asada Super Burrito?” (Slackjaw)
“A Real Spider’s Design Critique of the Fake Spider Web I Put Up for Halloween” (Points In Case)
“I’m on the Path to Enlightenment, So Don’t You Dare Take That Parking Space!” (Points In Case)
Keep In Touch
Email: brdnstn (at) gmail (dot) com
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